The Devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin’ for a election to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind
And he was aching to make a deal
When he came across this Republican lady
Speaking about the election and calling it not
The Devil jumped upon a hickory stump
And said, “Girl, let me tell you what”
“I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a cheater too
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
Now you sing a pretty good tune, girl, but give the Devil his due
I’ll bet a election of gold against your soul
‘Cause I know that I’m better liar than you”
The girl said, “My name’s Kelly, and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret
‘Cause I am the biggest liar that’s ever has been
And now we know how that all turned out. Loeffler lost, probably because the Devil went down to Georgia and seriously fucked things up for both Senate candidates. It’s now looking like Democrats have won both seats, giving the Democratic Party control.
Meanwhile, rioting has now consumed the Capitol where the Electoral College votes are now being recounted (as if we didn’t already know what the tally reveals). Maggots are attempting to take over buildings and hoping to start a civil war / coup to steal the election away from the American people.
Stay tuned. I’m sure there will be more to come. Insanity and connedspiracy has now met the reality of the Constitution and the rule of law. I already know how this is going to end.
This will get lost in the escalating chaos, but Lou Dobbs, Fox Snooze host, has admitted that the “evidence” of a stolen election doesn’t actually exist.