Nuke Map

Here’s a map for all you doomers out there – get your weekend doom on: Nuke Map

This thing allows you to play around with all kinds of settings and sizes and locations.

Zoom out to find your location or area.

It’s apparently pretty popular to blow shit up. There are 75.9 million detonations and counting so far.

Oh, if this bores you, there is even a 3D version available, here (uses Google Earth). You can even find your own house on this map.


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9 thoughts on “Nuke Map

  • May 13, 2016 at 6:30 pm
    not sure I’m a believer. chose maximum USSR device (100MT) with maximal effects selected, centered on Malstrom AFB (ICBM silos near Great Falls) and this gives NO indication of any negative effects at my location – not even close. This is the nearest ‘strategic’ location to me. I do not believe I am safe here – or anywhere in an all out nuclear exchange. Why would anyone think they are?
  • May 13, 2016 at 6:39 pm
    repeated with largest US warhead centered on nearest city a selected maximal effects AND I’m laughing my fkn ass off – until I ‘need’ resupply I assume . yeah right! Either we’ve been blatantly lied too (massively exaggerated) since childhood or this is refined bullshit – or both.
  • May 13, 2016 at 6:54 pm
    yeah . well if this is anywhere near correct (and I can read a map at all) then I’m ‘fkn golden’ – pretty sure no one is going to target towns of 3000 or less. What this tells me is that most dangerous thing at my location is – and always will be – the deliberate ongoing stupidity of certain neighbors and I have more to gain than to loose from GTNW (in the short term – which is all I have left anyway). So, thanks for the good news.
    • May 13, 2016 at 6:59 pm

      Well, don’t forget Yellowstone. When (not if) Yellowstone decides to uncork its mega-super volcano caldera, even in the “wrong direction” from your ridge, you’re still royally fucked – just a a bit sooner then the rest of us misery monkeys.

      As always, two-legged morons will ALWAYS be the greatest threat to us all and don’t require an Earth-shift, mega-quake, button push or any other ‘event’ to go increasingly stupid – or violent.

  • May 13, 2016 at 7:07 pm
    yep – but it’ll be a helluva light show – and almost definitely with significant advance warning (not that I’m leaving). That makes YS unzipping relatively predictable as compared to malevolent misery monkey mischief.
  • May 14, 2016 at 12:29 pm
    Are you seeing the same ‘reports’ I am about the belligerent nonsense NATO (US) is doing in the Balkens and Russia’s vociferous pseudo-rational reactions ? . e,g, nuclear war threats. Sure seems like the “Cold War” is back – if it ever left – and US media is purposefully clueless. From what I’m seeing it sure seems like a “make it happen on purpose” scenario is in progress. If (when) it does happen, more or less wishing that I was at ground-zero because I’m fast running out of energy with which to fight off virtually anything muchness desperate blind-sided ignorant neighbors.
    • May 14, 2016 at 12:41 pm

      I’ve only barely paid attention to this myself. The U.S. is constantly sabre-rattling to manufacture enemies and justification for endless war. The other agenda is to pretend we’re the “good guys” in every situation (not).

      Don’t know if anything will come out of this one or not.

      I’m tired too. The death of everything is what we are all facing, including any ‘illusionary hope’ that we might have once had (something is still getting me out of bed every morning, and it’s not the pain in my back).

      I too have asinine neighbors (idiot monkeys who simply do not care who they offend or how). If you find a place where such fools and morons don’t exist, tell me (privately) and I’ll move there.

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