This is perhaps the funkiest thing I have ever seen: Snail Systems For Humans.
And coming soon to a supermarket near you:
This is allegedly for real, television ads on eggs. Tip of the hat to “Dirt“, original at the NY Times (use www.bugmenot.com for those pesky password sites). I agree with Amy, raise your own bloody chickens and bypass the corporate monstrosities that will soon be lurking around the toilet bowl too.