News headlines today are turning into mind mushing misrepresentation. If you think the headlines are bad, the content is even worse.

Are terrorists making us fat? No. End of story.

But some war mongering murdering bastards would love to have you think so, or something equally as asinine. Withdrawal From Iraq Will Mean $9 Gasoline

Oh, I get it. Sending our sons and daughters off to die in an illegal war occupation is the “price” for cheaper gasoline. Now that makes a lot of sense.

And this dude got elected to this position, which can only mean two things. Either the electoral process is really, really badly broke, or the voting public is a bright as he is.

Or maybe it’s something else. IG Farben has been recorded as saying that fluoride is making us all stupid and passive.

In any case, how can these Congresscritters even pretend anymore that they are representing the will of the people?