George wants us to take a lot of things on faith. He doesn’t like it if we question his motives or his reasons. That’s because George is a faith healer. He knows what’s best for the country and the world. He gets his instructions from God.
Why God doesn’t inform the rest of us regarding His decisions, I don’t know, but George does this for Him. I don’t think George is very good at it, but they say that Moses had a hard time speaking too, so I guess we can forgive George for his lack of public speaking skills. But I still don’t know why George can’t perform any miracles. It seems that most things George tries to do turn out to be disasters. Well, perhaps that isn’t so bad, since God is in the disaster business Himself. I don’t know yet if God is grooming George for the God business. Maybe.